Hey, Look! Its “Bitch” Foot

All good stories begin with either “Once upon a time…” or “It was a dark and stormy night…”  This tale, however, begins with the birth of a 6’ tall manly, Bronx Italian bo-hunk finding what has now been dubbed “his bitch foot.”

Our 13th wedding anniversary is Tuesday, August 26, 2014.  As any good, self-aware Pagan, the number 13 is fabulously awesome, so let us tempt the fates and guffaw in the face of all of the superstitious who believe it portends ominous shit.  I am the WORST gift giver in the history of ever, so I decided that this anniversary was so special that I strained my brain trying to recall the last year and what it is that my husband says his passion would entail.  Keep in mind the key phrase “my husband SAYS…” it will be important in a few more words.

I remembered our friend, Mario, coming over after a game of golf last year while Paulie, Willie, and Mario sat in the basement bar drinking one beer after the other retelling the golf game stroke by boring stroke.  Some how, an adrenaline switch was flipped as Mario began telling stories of his tandem skydiving experiences and how much he wanted to jump – any time, any place, any where – Mario’s passion for jumping was contagious.  Mario told us all, as we sat on the edge of our seats, hanging onto his words as if tandem with the orator.  He recounted in detail the suiting up process, the plane ride up to 13,500 feet (which is over 2 miles), and all about being harnessed to a stranger and leaping from a plane on the count of 3, free falling for two minutes and then deploying the chute and gently wafting to the group waiting on the ground.  Sounded incredible to me, something I would never challenge myself to do…not ever!  But, to my husband and Paulie, it sounded like something they wouldn’t think twice about doing…jumping from a perfectly good aircraft while tethered to a stranger…to hear them tell it, it seemed like something they had the real balls to do.  In fact, this became an “every time we see Mario, let’s talk smack about when we are jumping.”

Cut to two weeks ago.  I was scrambling to figure out an anniversary gift and Mario magically popped into my head, so I reached out to him on Facebook and asked for his telephone number.  I began to set up everything, just knowing that all of the details would be perfect!  Meanwhile, during my preparation over the last two weeks, Willie received two boxes in the mail.  When I asked him what was in the boxes he replied “Nothing” so I calmly decided these MUST be anniversary gifts for me and I could feel the worst gift giver in the world pressure mounting…I called Sky Dive the Ranch in Gardiner, New York, this would be my year to shed the worst gift giver title.  I even set up a video cam and still photographer for Willie’s jump, which Mario so generously decided to do for Willie as an anniversary gift.  I purchased a gift certificate for two tandem jumps for August 23, 2014.  The deal was done.

On Friday, August 22, 2014, the night before the world would forever change in our lives, Willie invited a bunch of friends over to watch the Giants/Jets football game on the outdoor screen.  Since everyone arrived before Willie got home from work, I decided to fill them all in on what was happening the next morning.  The only thing  that I had told Willie was “Please don’t get too drunk tonight and don’t plan anything for tomorrow.”  Meanwhile, everyone else knew the game plan.  So, knowing our group of miscreants, the conversations started about “Hey Willie, we are going on a hot air balloon ride in two weeks, want to come along”  to which Willie replied that he wasn’t keen on fire and wicker baskets and electrical wires.  He then immediately commenced bragging about how he has wanted to jump from a plane for a while now.  He bragged about Mario having done it and how he was next in line but that he needed to first find the perfect day to go and coordinate with Mario who was always so very busy.  When several people began to express their fear of jumping from a plane and saying “You’re crazy man, I would NEVER do that” my husband’s waist line sucked in 5 inches and his chest puffed out 14 inches as he exclaimed his bravery in the face of skydiving!  (((Let us all keep in mind that this is the same man who will not climb an 8′ ladder to clean the gutters out on the house.)))

Finally, one of our friends asked him what he was doing the next day.  Willie said “I don’t know, I think I am going to Joe Torre day at Yankee Stadium, but Shirley won’t tell me, I’m excited to be able to see them retire his jersey and his number and rank him as the best manager of the Yankees team.  Its going to be great, I think that’s what she is surprising me with, but I can’t be surprised.  She doesn’t do well with gifts.”  The last zinger almost had me shouting “I will shove your ass out of a plane without a chute for that one!”  But I found my restraint and swallowed it.  Everyone left around 10:30…we set off to bed and he asked me “What are we doing tomorrow?”  to which I replied “What’s in those boxes?”  his retort “You’ll know Tuesday” and I snorted and said “So will you.”  I went to sleep.

Saturday morning, he wakes up, grabs his phone and starts Freaking. The. Fuck. Out. “OMG!  Are you kidding me???  We have to leave!  We have to head to the train station!  I’m going to miss all of the Joe Torre Day festivities!!!!!!!!!!”

He is literally running in a circle in the bedroom, trying to find – I really do not know what – but he is searching like a mother fucker for it…I roll over and ask him what in the hell his problem is as he shoves his telephone in my face, purple vein in his forehead bulging well beyond his skull, spittle flying “IT SAYS RIGHT FUCKIN HERE ‘ALL FANS ARE REQUESTED TO BE SEATED BY NOON IN ORDER TO ENSURE THEY SEE ALL OF THE JOE TORRE DAY FESTIVIES’ ”

I calmly sat up in bed, rubbing my eyes, saying “Don’t worry, daddy, from where we are sitting, you’ll see everything, don’t worry about it”  Well, needless to say, this did not sit well…hold on…it got so much worse…his whirling dervish turns into a full on mantrum…arms flailing, whining like a 2 year old, he screams…THIS. IS. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. STOOPID!  And…wait for it…

He stomped his BITCH FOOT right on the ground and glared at me as he said “I am not going into the City.  If we aren’t going to the game, I’m not going into the City, I hate, Hate, HATE the City and I’m not going.  This is so fucking stupid, just tell me where I’m going so I can dress appropriately.”

I couldn’t stop laughing at him at this point…so I made matters worse and said “You can stomp your little bitch foot all you want, hold your breath, gnash your teeth, but you aren’t ruining this, now go take a shower and get dressed…I could give a shit if you wear a Yankees shirt or not, just go!”

While he was in the shower, I got his laced sneakers and a pair of socks and put them in the car along with this waivers and jump docs and put them in the back seat for Mario.  He emerged from the shower, Mr. Poopy Pouty Face, and went outside mumbling “The Yankee Clipper is leaving the station now, the next one at 11 is going to make me late, I’ll miss the Joe Torre Day festivities, this is stupid.”

At 10:00 I emerged from the house, locked it up, and we set off taking every back road I knew because we weren’t supposed to meet with Mario until 11:00.  I saw Mario turn into the park and ride, so I went to the gas station across the street to delay so that Mario could park.  Still grumbling and grousing, Willie pumped the gas, when he got back into the car I gave him my sleeping mask and said “Sorry, daddy, you have to put this on for a little while” and I got from him “I get car sick, I hope I throw up on you”  I said “As long as your bitch foot stays planted it’ll be ok.”  We went off to the park and ride and Mario hopped in the car, as soon as he got in, Willie took his blindfold off and Mario handed him the envelope saying “Hey Willie, we’re jumping today”

Do you know what that little shit responded?  Do you?!  “I’m not jumping today, you can’t just throw this on someone, you have to prepare them for this” and Mario told him he could prepare for the next one hour drive over.  Willie went on to try to weasel out by saying “I didn’t mean I would do it today, I meant some day, like in the future.”   When I said “You bragged about how you could do this, so you’re doing it” he responded “I’m a fucking man, I ain’t got no balls, I talk shit, I talk A LOT Of shit and that was a TON of shit, I’m not jumping.  I didn’t mean it, really!”  He went on to say “I guess I better watch what I say around you, if I said I would wrestle a gator, we would probably have a flight to Florida tomorrow”

Once I told him that there were no refunds he settled in to the idea and then proceeded to tell us all what a bunch of lying mother fuckers we all are.  He was really pissed to know that the night before when he was bragging everyone else was taking wagers on whether he would man up or pussy out.  Happy to say, once he planted his feet on the ground he was ready to go again!  We have video of his jump but I can’t figure out how to download onto his computer.

On a side note, once you board the aircraft, you have to straddle a bench while your instructor wedges in behind you, and the next instructor wedges himself and his chute in front of you…your legs get pressed really far apart…my response to the query…”can you open your legs a little wider?” was “I haven’t had them opened this wide since prom night!”  A few seconds later, this parlay between me and my instructor ensued:
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Instructor “Do you have any children to leave your wordly possession to?”
Me “No, eww!”
Instructor:  “Why don’t you have any kids?”
Me “Because they smell funny and cost money”

He laughs and tightens my hips even more tight into his groin to which I respond “HEY!  Didn’t you hear me?  I have no children, let’s keep it that way!”  Well, we were all laughing so hard after that, I couldn’t NOT jump.  It was an experience that I have to tell you “YOU GOTTA GO TO KNOW!”  I highly recommend it.

And as for his bitch foot…we are so totally going to need to remove that…he stomped like a little bitch!


Putting the “BLING” back in Shiny!!!

I say that I’m an efficient human being, but there could not possibly be anything further from the truth. I procrastinate. In fact, I am the mother of all procrastinators. I will squeeze the last minute like a tube of toothpaste…folding it up on itself from end to opening…as if there could be any more left in there. I have done this all of my life. Has it served me well? Meh. Not too shabby. It does, however, leave a bad tasted in my mental mouth.

I want to be organized. “A place for everything and everything in its place.” I think that’s how the old adage goes. For me, the objects become foreign to their places about 15 seconds after I have organized. This leads to frustration two days later when I go to the place and cannot find the thing! What is this madness? I believe that ever since I was a little girl, my mom was always the one who picked up the messes and if she didn’t pick them up, she grounded me when I didn’t do what I was instructed to do; so being the youngest of 6 children, this is my rebellion showing! Maybe that is it, maybe.

In any event, I know that any change must first occur with the desire to make it so; after that, it takes 30 days of repetition to make it become a fact. Therefore, beginning some time that isn’t today (snicker) I shall commit the following to practice…

1. Every week day morning, get up and go to the gym;
2. Every week day evening, after work, tackle ONE room in the house; dust, vacuum, straighten up, clean anything in that room that needs attention;
3. Every Sunday make enough lunches to make it through to Wednesday, then do the other lunches for the week;
4. Keep the flower beds weeded and do something outside at least 3 times per weekday evening;
5. Do laundry every Sunday, unless rain is expected, then do it on Saturday, in the summer months, do I can hang it out to dry;
6. Stop procrastinating…notice it when I am doing it and take one small step every time to lessen the amount of time…do not wait for the last minute.
7. Tackle one drawer in the house per week and completely clear it out of unwanted or unused items.
8. Adopt the philosophy that if I haven’t used it or thought about using it in 6 months, I need to pass it along to someone else or throw it out and then DO IT.
9. Every weekend set aside time to coordinate outfits for the week ahead, including workout clothes.
10. Read and write more.

Now, all jesting aside. I have every intention of going home this evening, readying myself for work, and beginning this list in earnest

This entry was posted on July 14, 2014. 1 Comment

Thank You, Jim Morrison! Living to Die

Everyone, at some time in their life, is going to get “the call.”   Maybe it will come in the middle of the night, sometime after midnight but well after debaucherous folk are out and about and well before the decent human beings arise for their day to commence.   Maybe it will be during rush hour traffic.  Nevertheless, everyone will get the call.  No one, at least no one that I know, will be prepared for that call to come.  No matter what you hear on the end of the phone line, the words “dead” or “gone” or “crossed over” will forever be married to the scenery around you.  “I was in my car driving to work and I got the call.”  “I will never forget it, I was staring out the window and my cell phone rang and I just knew it was the call.”  Indelibly marked, like a deep scar, into the moment marking the time that stood still in that millisecond when the news would be delivered that someone you loved had breathed their last breath.  Then comes the list of lasts…the last time we spoke, the last time I saw him, the last beer, the last holiday, his last birthday, they all come flooding in before the synapse fires completely and the message reaches your heart and opens up a hole where loss begins to flood.

This call came for my husband last week.  His Uncle, the one man who actually meant something to him, the one male figure who represented positive memories, the one who tossed a baseball back and forth, who taught him his own rogue rules of Rummy 500, who laughed and shared a beer and a cigarette with him…was found alone in his bed, where he had lain for what was presupposed to be at least 6 days and later turned to 12, in his own bodily excrement, near death, in apparent agony.  He was taken to the local Bronx hospital, where his 6’1” frame was nothing more than a sheer sheathing of skin holding bones together in a 70 pound body.  Malignant lung tumor so large it fractured his spine, liver metastasized, bleeding from every orifice, dehydrated and holding on for one last second.  My husband called me, a shattered man asking me without asking (as men are prone to do) to meet him at some unknown hospital – saying only that “it’s bad, it’s my Uncle.”  I immediately got the picture in my mind’s eye of a 12 year old dimpled Italian boy waiting with his baseball mitt for Uncle Frankie to come outside and toss the ball back and forth, cigarette dangling from his mouth and a cold Bud Tall Boy on the porch step.  Uncle Frankie was going to make him wait now.  He never did that before.

When I reached the hospital, I found my husband surrounded by his mother and one of his sisters.  They really blended into the background for me because all I could see was my husband, staring at his hands which were rifling through Uncle Frankie’s wallet, looking through the photos, one after the other of my husband as a small boy, as an adolescent, and then our wedding photo.  My man looked a thousand years old when he caught my gaze and I never felt more in love with him than at that moment.  Years of compassion flooded through me and as he stood up and buried his head in my neck, hot tears trickled down the fold of my neck and down my shirt.  I have never seen him cry, this Italian man who is so proud of being the backbone of our small family.  I’ve seen his eyes well up, but never a tear spill.  I have never witnessed true agony and turmoil or loss in his eyes and on his face.  His brow furls, his eyes shut, his lips pursed tightly as the lump in his throat gives way and he releases only a small fraction of what he has pent up inside.  When I ask the news, I am given the usual “it’s very bad” “dehydrated” “not going to make it” and then the blah, blah, blah of supposition, which I promptly tune out.

I pull the curtain back and see a man who looks nothing like our vibrant Uncle Frankie.  He is in a fetal position, his thigh barely as large as my wrist, and he is mumbling.  When the orderlies took him for testing and scanning, the doctor asked us to go to the cafeteria and advised that he would call us.  He advised that there was severe dehydration and complete renal failure, but stated that perhaps they could hydrate him and bring him around to a moment or two of clarity and lucidity but that plans would have to be made for his final resting.  We did as we were instructed and went for coffee.

An hour later, we returned to the Emergency Room.  When I walked in, I witnessed a miracle, Uncle Frankie was propped up in his bed, all the way down the hallway at the other side of the Emergency Room.  I could see him speaking to the nurse, he raised his hand in gesture and I called my husband’s attention to the scene and we both proceeded down the hallway.  Uncle Frankie’s eyes lit up with a glimmer of acknowledgment as my husband said “This is one hell of a way to spend your 74th birthday Uncle Frankie.  What’s going on with you?”  He chuckled, rolled his eyes and put his hand up in the Italian gesticulation for “ah! Whatever” and then began asking about a light, pointing up to the light above the CT Scan Room door, asking what it was.  I asked if I could give him a kiss and he said “Yeah, sure.  I was in my apartment…” and his voice trailed off.   He mumbled a moment and I couldn’t make out what he was saying when the nurse said she was bringing him for a full body scan.  He raised his voice enough to say “Hey, it’s cold in here, bring me my robe from my apartment.”  And off he went.  This was the first and last moment of lucidity that we would receive.  His sister, my husband’s mother, was to receive the last bit of vitriol left in her brother’s body when she approached him and announced herself, he closed his eyes and said quite clearly “I don’t have a sister, you aren’t welcomed here” and when she turned to announce to us all that he didn’t know her, he used what little strength he had to lift his right leg to kick her.  Hatred is a funny bedfellow; running deeper than the human condition and more acrid than any substance I can name.

It was some hours later when we were told of the condition that this man’s body was in; the pain and suffering that he must have endured all of those days alone in his bed, soiling himself and writhing in apparent pain, suffering, and self-imposed solitude – it hung like a heavy curtain of smoke between us.  I was struck, during these moments of silence, by the words that were flooding my own head, the heavy feelings that were weighing down on my conscience and in my mind, and the scenes that flashed in my mind’s eye like an old fashioned reel tape on fast forward.  In the hours that followed, a fictitious scenario wound its way into my brain and instead of making up something to assuage my fears, I started to be more realistic.  I thought back and realized that my husband’s beloved Uncle Frankie had pulled away from us some two years ago, only answering the vaguest of questions, answering his phone intermittently, constantly coming up with excuse after excuse about why it wasn’t a good time to visit with us or for us to visit with him.  He stopped allowing us to bring him to Connecticut for Christmas a few years back, saying he had a “lady friend” and was spending holidays with her.  And then he shifted.  He shifted from a jovial prankster into a crotchety old geezer!  He began by having an irascible temperament, making surly responses and cutting his conversations down to  just slightly longer than it took a phone to ring three times.  Summer clam bakes were a thing of the past, no cold beer, no old school music on the stereo, gone were all of the memories we could be making and the time to reminisce was then hurled upon us – all at his devising.  As I ran all of these thoughts through my mind, sifting them to slow down by placing a mental turnstile in my brain, filtering in the memories and matching them with my thoughts one by one, I began to piece a puzzle together. Uncle Frankie died on his terms, in his way, and in his apartment.

Intermingled with this train of thought, I noticed something waxing poetic deep within the recesses of my not so undisturbed mind.  I notice that I have a fascination with death.  Not the act of a long and lingering death, per se, but the condition of being dead and the process of dying.  I noticed this when I realized that Jim Morrison was right.  He wrote a book that I read over 30 years ago entitled “No One Here Gets Out Alive!”  At the time, I scoffed at the title, thinking it was overly obvious and, as any invincible 17 year old, my time seemed to be an eternity away.  Now, nearing 50, having survived a bout of cancer, a failed and abusive marriage, a molested childhood, and numerous natural disasters not caused by my own actions, I see that immortality is only possible for artists who create masterpieces and authors who pen literary genius.  Immortality is not possible for a commoner, such as myself.

I began to run through the day’s events and the scents that wafted from Uncle Frankie’s bedside; a smell I will not likely forget in my life time.  As I leaned over his bed railing to place a kiss on his brow, the smell infiltrated not only my olfactory, but my entire soul.  Indelible.  Unforgettable.  Permanent.  They say that once you say something that it cannot be unheard; once you read something, it cannot be unread.  Well, stands to reason that once you smell something, you cannot unsmell it.  I began to understand something.  I am not the brightest star in the sky and, sometimes, sometimes it takes me a day or two, sometimes 40 years, meh never the difference, I began to recall a poem I had read in the 7th grade and I started to understand it.  On only a hand full of times in my life have I recalled this poem by Dylan Thomas and on this day, I actually remembered the first stanza quite clearly:

 Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 Death is not going gently into that good night.  It is raging.  It is angry.  It smells like something indescribably putrid.  It wreaks of regret and it longs for beauty that this world cannot nor ever will reveal.  Death is not simply the absence of life.  It is more than the rotted bud on the vine; putrid carrion; detritus; the end of the circle of life.  It is a finality to which the living have no concept or inkling.  The living have made up fairy tales about afterlives and heavens and nirvanas and lovely places where abundance flows like the collective droplets over Niagara Falls.  Yet we do not know, with any certainty, only through blind faith.

I find myself looking for comfort in knowing that when I was 17, I read a book with an interesting title; here I am 42 years later remembering that girl who scoffed at the title and turned the pages until the book was done and that girl’s worst problem was knowing she would never see Jim Morrison play live.  At almost 50, I realize that I am gearing up to rage against the machine, to live deliberately, to rage, rage against the dying of the light, even though I know now, quite intimately, that no one here gets out alive.


The Art of Silence

I was recently in Japan, visiting a good friend while nurturing and growing a better understanding and relationship with her when I realized that she had given me so much more than simply a place to lay my head while I was visiting.  Diana opened not only her home to me, she opened her heart, she bared her soul, and she lived with me.  Not just lived in the sense that we occupied the same space at the same time; more like she LIVED with me, experiencing things parallel to me, noticing things that I had not noticed and pointing them out, sharing her very different and unique perspectives, and living simultaneously yet very differently.  This is the sort of sharing with another human being that I have not done in quite a long time, and I did it very deliberately while relishing each and every moment, remembering to be thankful for the short amount of time, and learning so much that I have taken a while to reduce my thoughts to writing, so let me turn back the clock and move forward from there.

I experienced a once in a lifetime adventure.  Prior to leaving for Japan, I thought that the best thing that I could do was to read up on local customs, manners, etiquette, and short polite phrases, lest I be a hypocrite demanding that everyone in America speak English while I am a visitor in another country with no means by which to express even the smallest amount of gratitude in their native tongue.  I read up on Japanese culture and customs and I am glad that I did so prior to leaving America.  The Japanese have a way of saying only what is necessary; silence is an art form.  If I have nothing to say, talking about the weather is superfluous unless I am speaking to a blind person.  I don’t know why I would fill the air with the sound of my voice, it isn’t anything special, a bit of a Southern twang when I’m tired or angry, but otherwise, a nondescript sort of whine seems an apt description.  I used to fill the air with noise pollution because I had yet to travel on a plane destined for Japan; I had yet to be on a Japanese passenger train bound for Tokyo; and I had yet to be in a Japanese “water park.”

Prior to departing from Newark International Airport, I was sitting in the terminal awaiting boarding.  I looked up from my iPhone to see the lady seated across from me with her hand covering her mouth and I couldn’t even hear the faintest whisper.  I was deceived by the fact that I could not see her lips moving, therefore, I could hear no sound.  Down came her hand and she seemed to be listening intently; back went her hand to her mouth and seated less than 4 feet away, I could not hear a sound.  Her conversation ended and she sat reading a paper until we boarded.  Silence.

Seated next to the lady on her telephone was an older Japanese couple who kept a seat vacant between them which the wife promptly filled with her carry on bag.  She opened the zipper to the bag and a tempest of flying papers burst forth from the zipper and out poured what appeared to be an entire ream of copy paper with various and sundry sheets of indecipherable characters, one of which floated down to my feet.  I retrieved the paper, smiled, and handed it back to the wife.  She bowed in her seat and diverted her gaze; I followed her lead and did the same.  The husband was quite animated as he attempted to catch wafting papers and place them in the seat between them.  This is where it gets interesting.  From his body language I could infer that the husband was angry (or at least losing patience) with his wife and from the wife’s body language I could infer that she had about enough of his attitude.  She put her hand to her mouth, covering her moving lips, she spoke.  His eyes opened wide and then narrowed to barely a slit as he put his hand to his mouth and responded.  Then silence.  Body language relaxed, papers smoothed out, folded and reinserted into the carry on bag.  Then I saw the husband reach for his wife’s bag help her to her feet, and holding her elbow he escorted her to the gate with nothing more than silence.

For 13 hours on the plane ride over to Japan, I was seated by the window, there was a young lady in the middle seat and a young man on the aisle; they were not traveling companions, although the young man assisted her in putting her carry on in the overhead compartment.  The young man appeared to be Asian, and he had a “Foder’s Guide to Japan” that he read for a bit; the young lady, after putting on her compression socks and blowing up her neck pillow, settled comfortably into her seat.  During the drink and food services, the young man and the young lady handed the drinks down the line, took the trays back up the line, and made no eye contact with each other, with me, or with the flight crew.  They were polite.  They were completely silent.  Except for one trip to the restroom, excusing myself to both of my fellow passengers, I was silent as well and I liked it.

I went to a Japanese “water park” which is as far removed from the American concept of “water park” as a mountain is to an ant hill.  In Japan, my experience at the “water park” was extreme relaxation and enjoyment at its finest.  I bathed in hot mineral springs scented and flavored with various green teas, sake, red wine, coffee, charcoal, traditional Roman and Japanese baths, and a myriad of other hot mineral baths.  There were also two swimming pools, one indoor and one outside.  During this relaxing and wonderful experience, I noticed many couples, some young and eager to be in love, others older and more there for the family experience, and a good amount of children. In all of the hours we spent there I did not witness one child having a sugar induced melt down; I did not hear one child exude any sound except the sounds of happiness, laughter, and ease and even those sounds were muted, more reserved and mindful that others are also enjoying a moment of public relaxation and enjoyment.  Also conspicuously missing from the scenery were the scantily clad, over-sexed teenagers ogling one another.  The only thing that resonated loudly within my head was the deafening sound of respect.

It does not appear to me that the people of Japan use language or, more particularly, words in a frivolous manner.  They do not cloud the air with senseless and needless verbiage.  The weather is obvious, how my day was is subjective, what is for dinner will be obvious.  So what is being said behind a hand?  What makes the hand over the mouth something mysterious?  Is it because I’m a nosy American, always wanting to get the skinny on what is being said, felt, done?  I’m pondering my own inability to be silent, to relish the silence, to stop the ever-present vomiting of words into the atmosphere.  Words that once spoken cannot be unheard.  Words that once expressed cannot be unfelt.  Words than once released cannot be forgotten.   There is an Art to Silence.  I am a child with a crayon.  After Japan, I believe that I will be studying on how to be more capable of coloring a masterpiece.

Realizations in Retrospect…

Getting my head wrapped around the concept that I am experiencing some growth is really something foreign to me. Usually, my growth is so smooth and unobtrusive, I hardly even notice it. Lately, however, it has been like waves that come crashing down heavily on a rocky shore. The dream about my Matron is one that I try to reenact every night before going to sleep. Perhaps it is the excitement at having actually been in Her physical, yet ethereal presence for even a millisecond; perhaps it is the feeling that there is more, and that I have come to this place of desire for more and need to slow down so that I can absorb all that is happening and changing. I am currently working on slowing it all down a bit and enjoying the process.

Having gone to the Buddhist monastery in Carmel, New York, after many years of saying I was going to go, I have come to a richer understanding of “living in the moment” and “being present” in my own life. I took in all of the sights and sounds and smells. I ventured outside of my comfort zone and made some preconceived wrong notions go away in the face of educating myself. I am quite proud that at one moment in my life, that I would even consider returning to this sacred space alone to do what I would like, at the pace and in the space of my own choosing. That is indeed a milestone for me.

The synchronicity of what is transpiring in my life is exciting and new. I feel like I haven’t lived in a very long time. There is, however, something that I have done my entire life; frightful as it may read, I’ve always been a lemming of sorts, following along to the edge and over with whatever the popular vote might be at any specific time or place, rather than taking the reigns and moving along in my own journey, I allowed myself to be moved instead of moving myself. This has not necessarily been a bad thing as I was “moved” toward Hekate, avoided the serious, heady, intellectual reads in favor of saying I could intuit what I needed from Her and what She needed from me. Sadly, sadly and dangerously, I was wrong. Now I am moving forward with a great new zest and love for the learning process and no longer simply swallowing hook, line and sinker what the Neopagan community is feeding the masses.

The cross roads, Her meeting place, is the crossing of altering my self talk, living my life in a more gentle fashion, and becoming more genuinely connected to Hekate in a meaningful way. The symbols, the needs, the veneration, all of it must converge some where along this way. It all has a very synchronic feel. I feel like I’m moving, finally, and the center is the destination.

A weekend to remember…

I’m new to this whole blogging thing and, if I’m being honest, wordpress is intimidating.  With that in mind, you’ll bear with me as I get my wits about me and describe what I call a weekend to remember.

It has been some time since I’ve actually connected with my SELF; that part of me that doesn’t like to be alone, doesn’t like silence, and doesn’t like to be still.  I’ve placed that part of me in the middle of a hectic life, constantly bombarded with “shiny” things to distract me from being me, to keep me from self-exploration, and to divert my otherwise focused attention on the noise in my world.  Intentional?  Yes.  Quite intentional.  I’m not hiding, per se; I’m out in the open and honest with myself about my dishonesty and about my unwillingness to be quiet and still and to listen and focus.  Rather, I’ve thrown myself headlong and quite deliberately into the lives, turmoil, and troubles of my friends, my family, and even my friends’ friends.  Anything that will take my attention away from me seems a likely candidate to pursue.  It is silly, really, when I think about it in the darkest hours of night while no one else is making a sound any louder than a snore or a stray fart; it’s completely juvenile…it’s like when a child is being corrected or chastised and they become intently focused on not listening while animatedly continuing to focus every ounce of their attention on NOT listening to the person correcting/chastising them.  It’s completely stupid!  So I stopped…this past weekend…I listened, I picked up a pen, and I wrote for the first time in a long time.  I noticed my style of play, attempting to divert my attention from the task of writing by admiring my pen, by repeatedly turning the pages in my journal , by reading long since dried ink on yellowed sheets – anything to keep me from putting that pen to that page and letting it flow…and returning to the first part of the journey back to writing.

Today, I made the decision that intimidation be damned!  I will pick up this laptop, I will turn it on, and I will draft something, anything, and not be distracted from the process.  After all, it is the process, the expectation, the events leading up to the actual act that give the person the thrill of the moment…the actual act, for me, being anticlimactic.  And I am not going to look back, I am not going to second guess, hell, I’m not even going to edit.  I’m going to post this and see where it brings me…maybe tomorrow I will write about the weekend to remember instead of being diverted to write about the act of writing instead.

Not so shiny happy people, not holding hands either!

I rather like this picture, it’s not so shiny and happy; yet there is certain understanding that I have made up in my mind about who this dandy man is and what he is doing with his dapper coat and tails and his top hat.  I imagine, if I were a crow, that this man would be the “Johnny Depp” of the corvid community.  He would be the crow to whom I would flock, requesting entry to his murder.  Yes, I’ve made up quite the lovely, dark, and fog covered love story with this picture.  I wish I knew to whom I should give credit.  I so love crows.



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